Ronnie & Alice #2

~ isn’t he a catch?! ~

Two young singles met. Ronnie and Alice. Alice has been working for free to help the poorest in the world for the last 25 years. Her diligence and insight have uncovered real solutions which improved upon the existing methods; her ideas have helped millions of people. She’s also written extensive essays on Ethics — she was a Philosophy nerd since middle school. Alice is a Philosopher, a ‘lover-of-wisdom’. Ronnie?

Ronnie spends all of his time trying to ‘look cool’. That’s how he tricks women into dating him for a little while. He scams those women for money, making excuses and blaming those women when they insist he pay them back. He knows, cunningly, to ONLY use emotional and psychological abuse on his girlfriends, because he doesn’t want to be charged with a crime for physical abuse.

Ronnie has a dead-end job, and he’s poor; he says that is WHY his girlfriends should pay, and he should never be held to his debt. He says “there are different rules for Men and Women; I’m allowed to take from my girlfriend, because I’m a MAN.” Alice remembers that Ethics is the same for all genders, all sexual-orientations; abusive behavior is still abuse regardless of the demographics of the abuser.

Ronnie also insists that, by wearing what he calls the ‘porn-king outfit’, he becomes more desirable and valuable — a ‘catch’! Alice isn’t attracted to ‘porn-king outfit’, but Ronnie insists that she SHOULD be attracted to it. Ronnie says that Alice is supposed to be drooling in lust for the chance to touch his body. She should consider it a PRIVELEGE to be with him! Ronnie explains to Alice that, when he owed women money, he would just LET them have sex with him, as repayment. “Sex with a Ronnie of this caliber is a gift! I’m worth thousands of dollars per lay.”

Ronnie doesn’t want to work. He is looking to marry a woman who will do the day-job, while he sits at home and talks to his friends. Ronnie says that he is better than Alice; he insists that “ALL Women are BAD.”

Is Ronnie really such a catch?

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And! Ladies …are you Ronnie?

Brain Scans are already in use in other countries; they work. And they’re getting better every year. All Good Men will *volunteer* for a Brain Scan, to prove themselves. I guarantee it. And, Lady-Ronnie, if you can’t pass a Brain Scan? Then you don’t deserve a Good Man. He insists.